Check out this promo video for Microsoft's Windows 386. Fast forward to around the 7 minute mark to see what quite possibly is the best rap (probably the only rap) about Windows.
Those were the days! you could slap a space shuttle on anything and it was instant gold. Oh how far we've come!
Well I think I found my next book purchase.
I especially like the subtitle of the book "Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You'll Never Meet"